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Re: Gunslinger Bink II: Acorns & Ergot.
Reply #164 - Jun 16th, 2008, 1:13pm
Fernando and Hondo were gone for several hours, as they spent the time around Rome. Tammy on the other hand went down to the laundry room, and was followed by Gadget, who was followed by Widget who kept her distance and hid to listen in on their conversation. Gadget: Things not working out between you and Fernando? Tammy: Things could not be any better between us. It's the other people who are causing problems. Gadget: Well, don't let it worry you. People have been against Chip and I since we got married. It seems that people get jealous for the stupidest of reasons. And gosh- if anyone else have asked to have married me a long time ago, I might have taken the chance depending on who it may have been in asking. Tammy: Well, Fernando was the first to seriously ask me and I said yes. Everyone else was playing around to be serious. Gadget: Like who, if I can ask. Tammy: Alex for one... when we were younger, and I told him that I was too young to marry. Then after that, he started to act all stupid and mean towards me so when he left to work for the government, it was no great loss. Gadget: Really? Tammy: Charles too. He thought he can ask me to marry him not too long after Alex left and I told him no. Who he think he is, coming onto me like that! Then there was Dale, and Chip- before he married you. I swear- men should not be making promises that they can not keep! Gadget: My Chip? Tammy: Yes- Your Chip Maplewood. He told me that if I married him that I could be the leader of the Rangers when he retired. But he had no intentions of retiring, nor that I wanted the position in the first place- but there he was, dangling it like some prize for me to get up on my hind legs and jump for it. Gadget: Maybe be he was testing you or something? Tammy: Like Fernando says, I don't like being... Bink enters the staircase, drawing her gun on Widget who was hiding. Bink: Freeze! Who are you and what are you doing here?!! Gadget and Tammy run to the staircase. Gadget: Widget! What are you doing here?!! Widget: Oh nothing... Tammy: Oh, I bet. Start talking or Bink will start shooting... Widget: Tammy, Tammy, Tammy... you have changed so much! You have grown! Tammy: Oh spare my the act- you aint getting an Oscar for it! Now explain what you are doing here. Widget: I saw you and my sister come down and I thought I could join in. Tammy: I bet. How much have you heard eavesdropping on us? Widget: I wasn't eavesdropping, dear. Gadget: With those cyborg ears of your, I know you could. Widget: But really, I did not hear about what you said about marrying Alex or Charles... (covering her mouth) OOPS! Tammy grabs Widget by the arm and pulls her into the laundry room. Tammy: Get in here before Bink starts filling your cyborg rear end with 9mm rounds! Bink, put away the gun! Bink does as she is told. Gadget: What were you doing out there? Widget: Oh come on, Gadg... you would think that we were still feuding. No those days are over, I swear. Gadget: What were you doing out there, Widg... Widget: OK, I cant lie, not to you. (then she looks at both of them momentarily) I just want to know what's going on. You know- the secrecy, the weapons,... the people... You know, if I did not know any better, I would swear that this is some secret society planning out some world domination quest, with Fernando as the ring leader! Tammy tries hard to keep herself from laughing. Then she gives Widget an answer. Tammy: If you really want to know, it's the opposite. We- Fernando, his agency, and I with my agency, are trying to stop a terrorist group from selling dope and drugs to the Italian communities. Widget: Your Agency? You mean the Rangers, right? Gadget: The Rangers are not involved. This is way over our heads to handle. Widget: Then, by 'Your Agency', who are you talking about? Tammy: Italy's Social Work Agency. Widget: How did you join them? Tammy: It's a long story, but lets say that it was prearranged. Widget: Prearranged? Honey- I got plenty of time to listen... Tammy walks away to the dryer and checks the clothes inside. She then closes the door to let it continue for a few more minutes and turns to Widget. Tammy: Frankly Widget, its not my business to say. Its not that I don't trust you, but this is something for you not to get involved in. Bad enough I have you sister here! Gadget: I'm just overseeing for the Rangers, and helping you out with the wedding. Tammy: Another JAFO, I swear. Gadget: A what? Widget: 'Just Another Freaking Observer...' Gadget: And how would you know? Widget: Been called it more often than I wanted too. Gadget: Well, that's not nice Tammy. Widget: Wait a minute- what is Bink doing with a gun? Tammy: Its hers. Widget: HERS!??! Tammy sighs. Then she pulls out hers from behind in a hidden holster, shows it and puts it back. Tammy: We are all armed. We have to be, since the people we are going after are not nice. They almost killed Bink and I almost a month ago. We spent something like 2 weeks in the hospital in a coma. So, we need to be able to fight back on the same level they try to attack us with. Widget: That may explain why you have a gun but it does not explain why Bink has a gun. Tammy: You don't get it- we were both targeted. So both our lives are in danger of attack, so it would be best if we were both armed. Widget: But Bink is just a little girl. Tammy: She's almost 14, which is far from little. Widget: Is that how you are going to allow things to be? You know that there are laws against this sort of thing. Tammy: Blackmailing me? Widget: I don't think Bink should be in such situation. Tammy: There is a lot that you do not know, and should be left in not knowing. Lets leave it at that. Tammy takes a laundry basket and takes it with her to the dryer, stuffing the clothes from within the dryer and into the basket. She then takes the basket upstairs. Gadget, Widget and Bink follow her up to her room. Once upstairs, Tammy puts away the clean clothes that she folded up and then starts to gather the other clothes from the clothes hamper to take downstairs. She notices Bink hanging around and tells her to be with Angie as to not get her involved in the adult chatter. Bink leaves to find Angie to be with. Widget: Why are you ordering her around like that? Tammy: She is still a child, and she should not be listening to this conversation. Widget: I think you should give her some more freedom. She is growing up you know. Tammy: She has a lot to learn before I can do that. Widget: But you allow her to walk around with a gun. Tammy: Yes. She got a higher score on gun safety, usage and marksmanship than I did. Gadget tries not to laugh. Widget: I'm going to have to call the authorities on this. Tammy takes her wallet from her purse as she searches for other items to wash. Widget manages to catch it, opens it and look at the identification card with her picture on it and badge inside. Widget: Social Work Agency Section II? Tammy: I am the authority... (Tammy walks up to her and takes the wallet from her) So if you were to take it to the authorities, you will have to deal with me. Widget: You got a boss to go to, I'll complain to him. Tammy: Widget- Section 2 is where children, little girls, like Bink are used to help enforce the law, and therefore are armed. Widget does not believe what she is hearing, and finding it hard to accept. Tammy: All of the girls have no parents or family to go to, so the SWA took them in, trained them and continue to educate them so that they don't become dregs of society. But in Bink's case, when our mother and her husband's family was slaughtered, they thought Bink had no family until I tried to recover her. It was in that recovery that was when I joined the SWA. So, I must say, she has done well despite what has happened to her. Widget: And the government allows this? Tammy: The government allows this because the mafia and the terrorists also use children for their illegal activities. Only way to catch a child criminal terrorist is with another child. This is not the United States, Widget. This is Italy, and the laws and situations are different here. It is better for Bink to be on the side of good, than to be a victim of bad or one of its pawns. Widget: But she is still a pawn, for the government. Tammy: Not while I have some say on it. Look, any little girl you see around here, around us adults, is part of the program, and they are all armed. So, if I were you, I would not try any funny business, because I only control Bink. The other girls have their own handlers to restrain them, and some of them tend to shoot first and ask questions later. Widget can only stare back in disbelief, as Tammy takes the basket of dirty clothes down stairs to the laundry room. Once in the laundry room, she dumps the clothes into the washing machine, gives its measured amounts of detergents and liquid softeners before turning it on. She then leans against the machine, looking back at Widget. Tammy: So what do you want? Widget: Nothing. Nothing at all. Tammy: Somehow I don't believe that. So why were you eavesdropping on us? Widget: Anything else I should know about the children here? Tammy: Not really. Widget: Do they go to school? Tammy: If you can call it that- yes. Widget: Call it that? Tammy: We handlers provide schooling for them. Widget: Is that enough? Tammy: Through the government, the handlers created a school for them and we handlers are the teachers. They learn science, math, language arts, physical education, music and much more. She gets a far better education here than what she would have gotten back at the cafe. Widget: You're just saying that. Tammy: Bink knows 3 languages besides English, she can play the violin like a concert master, and she's well versed in her literature and sciences. She managed to learn all that in the past 2 or so years she was here in the SWA. I don't see the cafe supplying that kind of service in educational opportunities. Widget stands there in awe for the moment, then says something in German. Widget: (Then if so, prove it to me) Tammy: (My German is not as good as hers, but I managed to learn enough to work with it.) Widget: Well, if that don't beat all? Tammy: Oh stop it, Widget. Why are you here? To harass us? Widget: IT has been a learning experience, that's for sure. Gadget: Widg.... Widget: Alright, alright... I wanted to know more about this marriage thing you are going to have. Who's the guy? Not Fernando I hope. Tammy: You too? Widget: Don't waste you life on him. He's old, wont be able to provide for you and you see how he treats everyone, he's probably an abuser on top of everything. (Both Tammy and Gadget): He Is Not An Abuser!!*.... Then they turn to face each other. Widget: My... this is unexpected. Is my sister having an affair? Gadget: I am not. I just know him better than most. Widget: Sounds to me that you two are more involved than you dare to admit. Tammy: Fernando told me about it, and there is nothing going on between them. And I can trust him for telling me the truth... unlike you. Widget: Me? Tammy: Face it Widget- you have tried to kill Gadget and any of her friends that were in the way, destroy the Rangers, destroy the cafe, and for what? Some thing that was supposed to be an accident? You have a lot to prove to me more than Fernando ever did when we first met. Widget: But he's old... double your age at least. Tammy: So? Gadget: Love knows no age, no face or no race. Widget: Easy for you to say- you married a Chipmunk. Gadget: And you married a dragon who's probably been around since the building of the pyramids. Widget: He's only 1200 years old. Tammy: He's probably older. Besides, look whose talking! Your husband saw history unfold in front of him! Technology evolved, ideas that were hundreds of years old into reality. And you're calling Fernando old? You're such a hypocrite. Widget: He has you brained washed, doesn't he. Tammy: He does not. I love him and he loves me back. That is more than what I can say about the guys I have dated in the past. Widget: He definitely has you brain washed. Gadget: You should leave it alone. (Widget turns to face her with a mean look) I mean, it is none of anybody's business on who marries who, right? We are not our sister's keeper, and as such, we cant tell her not to do anything if she refuses to listen. Widget: So you have tried... Gadget: Well... Tammy: Yes she did, and it was high time that she turned herself around from it too. Widget: So, explain to me that he's not an abuser, Gadget... Gadget: Uhm... Widget: Sounds to me that you two may have gone out or something... But as far as I know you met him some 2 years after getting married to Chip, so if you had dated him... you had to have cheated against your husband... Gadget: I did not cheat on my husband! Widget: My, defensive, aren't we? Tammy: If Fernando and Gadget had dated, it was so as friends and not as lovers! Widget: Hmmm... Cover up too. I'm going to have to talk to Chip about this. Gadget: No! Widget: What was that? Gadget: No, you don't need too. He already knows about our past, and well, no use in beating a dead horse... Widget: Oh, but in beating a dead horse, it shows the other horses what's to happen to them if they are to fail in their tasks... Besides, if Chip already knows... Tammy: You daft or something, Widget?!! Gadget said to leave it alone! Widget: So why are you two covering up for him? On second thought, why rush into a marriage? Tammy- are you? Tammy: Oh, that's it! You want to know Widget- then I will tell you- I AM PREGNANT WITH FERNANDO'S PUPPIES! WE FOOLED AROUND DURING SQUIRREL MATING SEASON, AND THINGS WENT TOO FAR, AND NOW I'M PREGNANT BECAUSE OF IT! There, I said it! What else do you want to know? Want pictures or videos? I'm sure I can get them off security cams for you! Gadget: Tammy, Tell Me You Two Didn't! Widget: My... Tammy: Now, Widget- I cant throw you out of this house for its Fernando's house and only he can do that- but I want you away from me! The sooner the better! Widget: Well, I don't know how long we are going to stay but I'll oblige your wish... ta-ta for now... Widget starts to walk up the stairs, and back to the main floor. Tammy continues to lean against the washer, with her arms crossed across her chest and looking down at the floor. Gadget checks in Widget to see if she really left the staircase, and then returns to Tammy. Gadget: Tammy? Are you? Really? Pregnant? Tammy: I'm not. I'm still a virgin. Gadget: Then why did you say all that? Tammy: Widget wanted dirt, so I gave her a whole shit load of it. I don't know why, but people like her seem to get their kicks from other people's down falls. And even if I were pregnant by Fernando- I would consider it a good thing, and not a bad thing like Widget thinks. Gadget: So you only said that... Tammy: To get her out of here, yes. She got her crap load of gossip to last her a year or more. Gadget: So you're... Tammy: Still a virgin, and not pregnant. Gadget: Can I be honest with you on something? Tammy: What? Gadget: I'm sorry. Tammy: For? Gadget: I tried to end your relationship with him by trying to seduce him. But he refused to have me. I even tried to sleep with him, and still nothing. Tammy: Wait- Sleep? Gadget: I snuck into his room and bed while he slept, and tried to wake him up. But even when he woke up, he was not interested in me in that way- you know. He told me that he cares about you. Understand that I tried to test him so that he could fail, and he did not fail. That says a lot about him. Tammy: I knew he was hiding something from me that involved you. Gadget: Look, it was my fault, not his. I was testing him, pushing him to fail. Tammy: I'll forgive you on one thing. Gadget: What would that be? Tammy: Answer me what would you have done if he did failed and you got pregnant by him? Gadget gulps before giving an answer. Gadget: I never thought about that until Fernando asked me the same question. And the answer I gave him was that I would keep the baby because I think abortions are wrong. Then I would have to tell my husband about it as well, you know, be honest with him since I owe him that. Tammy: And what if Chip leaves you? Gadget: Fernando said that he would support me and the child, whether Chip leaves or not. Can you forgive me? Tammy: So nothing happened between you two? Gadget: Yes, nothing happened. And believe me, I tried my best throwing myself at him. He just would not take me. He said that if he did it would hurt you and he does not want that to happen. Tammy: Are you ever going to do that again to him? Gadget: No, never! Tammy: Even if I tell you too? Gadget: Huh? Tammy: If I told you to do so, would you do it? Gadget: Why would you tell me too? Tammy: I don't know... to test him, like if he's drunk, or we can not do it because of health issues with me like being pregnant. Gadget: But squirrels and mice are pregnant for 6 months. That's a short time, compared to an elephant who is pregnant for 2 years! Tammy: Yeeesh! Pregnant for 2 years... But seriously, if something were to happen to me, an accident or if I got sick, perhaps deathly ill, would you do that to him for me? Gadget: What do you mean by all that? Tammy: Well (she lets out a sigh), its an old squirrelly tradition that hardly anyone follows anymore. But it goes like this- if something happens to me, that I would arrange a friend like you to be there to take care of him during that time of need, especially in those personal and private needs. Gadget: I would have to think about it. Tammy: What is there to think about? Gadget: A lot! Tammy: Like? Gadget: What if I'm still married to Chip by then? Tammy: What if something happens to me in this crazy job I have? I already had a couple of close calls! Gadget: I would have to think about it. Tammy: Well... if something were to happen to Chip, I would want Fernando there for you. Gadget: That is so... Tammy: What? Gadget: Ewww! Tammy: Wait a minute- weren't you the one trying to seduce him? Gadget: I was only testing him. Tammy: And what if that test went all the way and you end up pregnant with his puppies? Gadget: I would have stopped it before it went that far. Tammy: That's a dangerous game to be playing, Gadget! Gadget: Dangerous? How so? Tammy: What if you and he were drunk? Hmmm? Can you sit there and tell me that you are in full control of yourself while being drunk? Gadget does not answer. Tammy: You're not, nobody is! Gadget: But he has these pills... Tammy: I know all about the RU-22 pills. I'm just saying what if you and/or him were drunk. Or what if he was drunk and you weren't? Teasing a man like that is not a safe thing to do! In fact, he could get into a drunken rage and rape you... Gadget just gulps. Tammy: You don't think about those things, now do you? Gadget: What is there to think? Tammy: When you get a man all hyped up with promise of a good time and you and/or he are drunk or worse, you can not push him away because he'll go ape shit on you! You would think you are in control, but you are not! Gadget: Then, Tammy- I'm sorry, 'No' means 'No' and if he forces me to do something I don't want to do, he would have to go to jail or worse. Tammy: And I would bail him out and tell the police that it's a fabrication on your part. Gadget: You would not dare. Tammy: Before you and Chip married, he and I dated for a short while... and I swear- that 'munk does not know the meaning of the word 'No' until I had to knee his in the acorns on more than one occasion. Gadget: You're just saying that to make Chip look bad. Tammy: I'm telling you the truth. We only dated for that 1 summer, and boy, he was unbearable! It was open mating season all the time with him! Gadget: I don't believe you... Tammy: Next time you and he get busy practicing making puppies, I want you to look at the inside of his right leg near the groin, move the fur around... Gadget: What for? Tammy holds up her paw at Gadget, showing off her claws. Tammy: You'll find my defense mark on him there... 5 little scars from my claws cutting him... he would not take 'No' as an answer so I had to draw blood from him to make him stop. Gadget: So if this is true, what does this have to do with Fernando? Tammy: Fernando is twice as strong as Chip, and he does not feel pain. So if you had to fight him off you, you would lose. That is why I'm asking what if your test went to far- you would not be able to fight him off. Gadget: Is this experience talking? Tammy: Experience? Gadget: You can tell me the truth- did you had to fight him off you? Have he tried to force it on you? Tammy: No. Gadget: Why do I sense you're lying. Tammy: He fought me off a couple of times, in fact this morning was one of them, but... Gadget: But what? Tammy: He picked me up like a twig and tossed me to the other side of the bed! Gadget stares at Tammy, unsure how to take this. To whether laugh or make a sarcastic remark about it, she did not know. Tammy: Gadget? Gadget remains silent for the moment. Tammy: Earth calling Gadget... Come in Gadget... Gadget snaps out of it. Gadget: Huh? Tammy: You OK? Gadget: Yeah... Tammy: What happened? Gadget: Nothing. No, really...Golly... I was thinking, if he picked you up and tossed you like a twig, and you and me are about the same size, except for that tail of yours adds more weight, and like you say he feels no pain but how is that possible, maybe it's a flying squirrel thing from crashing into too many trees or something else, but if it were me instead of you, he might have done something to me, right? But he hasn't even though I gave him the opportunity to have done so several times already and he didn't take it, so that says more about him than I can ever say, gee... Tammy... you do not know what you have in him. Tammy: Don't you think I know that? Gadget: Would it be stupid if we broke out song right about now? Tammy: Yeah. Lets not and say that we did. Gadget: Uhm... Tammy: You have to stop thinking. It gets you into trouble. Gadget: I know. I just cant help it. Tammy: Look, I forgive you for trying to seduce my fiancee. I'm not happy about it, but since nothing happened, then I can easily forgive you for trying. And thanks. Gadget: Thanks? Tammy: Thanks for trying, and you failing, which means that I can trust him around other women. So, you slept with him... Gadget: That is as far as it went, we slept. You know he talks in his sleep? Tammy: No he doesn't, I slept with him every night I can, even with Bink in the room with us in the other bed, I know he does not talk in his sleep. Gadget: Well, he did when I was with him. And all he said was your name. He thought you were there instead of me. Tammy: Well... I don't believe it. But if that's true, then I can only be that much more reassured of him. Gadget: But he did with me. Tammy: If he did with you, then he must have thought you were me, so what do I have to worry about. Gadget: But... Tammy: But nothing, Gadget. I'm not going to explain what or why the way Fernando is, so lets drop it. OK? Gadget: OK, I guess. For a moment there was silence between the two. Gadget: So things between you and Fernando OK? Tammy: Never better. Gadget: So he's not forcing you into things, like... you know... Tammy: Sometimes I wished he did. I mean, it gets frustrating having to wait and all. Gadget: But getting married is the right thing to do, right? Tammy: Well, yes, but I wish we were married now and get it over with it. Gadget: But, what if... Tammy: What? Gadget: What if, well, for some reason, the both of you were incompatible? Or what you thought was love is no longer there after you get married? Tammy: Its not going to happen. Gadget: How can you be so sure? Things like that happen all the time. That's why there is divorce court. Tammy: You know Fernando is Roman Catholic, right? Gadget: What does that have to do with anything? Tammy: Roman Catholics don't believe in divorces. Its against their religion, and if they do they get kicked out of the church. Furthermore, this is Italy- Everyone is Roman Catholic here. Gadget: Then if the marriage goes bad, how do they separate? Tammy: They have their own annulment process, but its only for dire circumstances like infidelity and abuse. Gadget: What if he starts to abuse you when you two are married? Tammy: He would have started to abuse me by now, don't you think? Gadget: Marriage change men. Did you know that about 20 years ago, a marriage made a woman into a man's personal property? And that if the man forces his wife to have sex, if he rapes her, that back then because she was his property, there was nothing she could do about it? Tammy: Things have changed since then, and Fernando is not that type of guy. Gadget: How can you be sure? Tammy: How can you be sure that Chip was that guy to you? Or is he abusing you to keep quiet and forcing you to do things you don't want to do? Hmmm? Gadget: Chip has been a loving and caring husband! Tammy: How do you know he wont turn on you? Gadget: Because he hasn't. Tammy: Well then, Fernando has not done so with me neither. And I know that in my heart that he wont ever betray me. So therefore, I can trust him. For a while Gadget does not answer. Tammy turns around and adds more detergent soap to the washing machine. She then puts away the box of soap and turns to Gadget. Gadget: I think you put too much in there. Tammy: I know what I'm doing, I do it this way all the time. Gadget: OK, if you insist. After a couple of seconds of silence. Gadget: Where do you think the guys went off to? Tammy: Far away from here. Do you blame them? Gadget: They could have at least taken us with them. Tammy: Could, should, would... all the same difference to me. Besides, later on when all this laundry is done, we gals have to go back to the bridal shop and check out the progress of the fittings. Gadget: Already? Tammy: The wedding in a week from tomorrow! Gadget: Oh, that's right! Tammy: When I put the clothes in the dryer, I want you to gather the ladies upstairs so we can leave within a 1/2 hour from then. Until then, I got things to do and clean up. Tammy glances over the timer on the washing machine, then starts to leave the basement, with Gadget behind her. She then locks the door to the basement when they leave before continuing upstairs to the bedroom. Tammy leaves the door open as she walks in, starting to clean up the place. Gadget stands by the doorway. Tammy stares at Gadget as she grabs the blankets on the bed. Tammy: Aren't you going to clean up your room? Gadget: All I got is a tiny corner and its already clean. Tammy: Hmmm... I bet. Gadget: It is. Tammy (grabbing the blankets and sheets off the bed): It better be. I don't want Fernando to find the place a mess while we have our honeymoon here. Gadget: Honeymoon, here? Why? Tammy: Its free, and with everyone gone, very quiet and private. You can add intimate too. Gadget: But, it would be like having your Honeymoon at one of the cafe rooms! That's not quite romantic you know. Tammy: This is where we decided we are to have it. Phones will be disconnected so we can chase ourselves all day like the squirrels we are. Besides, its only for the weekend. After that, its back to work and see what happens from there. Gadget: Weekend Honeymoon? That's not enough... Tammy: We don't have many options right now. The SWA wanted to give us a place in Sicily, but I refused. Gadget: Sicily? Sicily is gorgeous this time of year, why not?!! Tammy: Hello! SWA giving us a place? Its probably rigged with microphones and cameras, recording our ever intimate moment that we have and then study it for future reference. That's why I refused. So it will be just us two here- with the recording devices off and security set on high as we wont be intruded upon. Gadget: Why not a hotel? Or a bed and breakfast? Tammy: No... Tammy cleans off the bed, gives it a spray of freshener on the mattress, and then puts the sheets and blankets on it. She then tosses a pillow at Gadget. Tammy: Smell that. Gadget catches it and gives it a sniff. Gadget: Uhm... smells like... (sniffs again) ...Fernando? Tammy (with a smile): Yeah, it does, don't it? Tammy places the other pillows on the bed before going to Gadget and taking the pillow from her and puts it on a particular spot on the bed. Tammy: That's his pillow... and he's territorial about it, like all male squirrels are. Gadget: What about you? Tammy: I take any pillow but prefer to have my head on his chest to listen to his heart beating... Gadget: TMI- TAMMY! TMI!!! Tammy: What? Don't you do the same with Chip? Gadget: We tend to sleep apart from each other even though we are on the same bed. Tammy: And what about you and my fiancee? Hmmmm? Gadget: That's different! I was trying to seduce him... Tammy (smiling): Yeah, I bet. Gadget: You're not going to live it down? Tammy: Of course not! How else am I going to find out the truth of what happened if I didn't? Gadget: But nothing happened... Tammy: As long as you keep saying that, I believe you. But if you break from your story, even years from now, then it will be something I will have to deal with when it happens. Gadget: But... Tammy sits on the bed and then lays down, putting her head on his pillow, holding it tightly against her face, and taking in a deep whiff of his scent from the material from which his head lays on. She close her eyes while facing Gadget. Tammy: Tell me Gadget, was it good for you? Gadget: Huh? Tammy: You know, seducing him... Gadget: No. Tammy: Did you just laid there for him? (Gadget: No.) Was he on top of you? (Gadget: No.) Did he pinned you down on the bed? (Gadget: No...) Was he as rough on you has you wanted him to be? (Gadget: No!) Did you enjoyed having him in you? (Gadget: No!) Did You Wrap Your Legs Around Him, Trying To Force Yourself Harder Against Him? (Gadget: No!!) Did You Grabbed His Hair And Yelled "HARDER!" (Gadget: No!!!) "HARDER!" (Gadget: No!!!) "HARDER!" (Gadget: No!!!) "OH MY GOD!!! YES!!!!" Gadget: No! NO! NO!!! (she begins to cry) Stop it Tammy! Please Stop It! Tammy throws one of the other pillows at Gadget as she had her face covered with her hands. As it bounces off her, Gadget looks at Tammy, who was still laying on her side on the bed, but with her arm and hand holding up her head. She sits up as they continued their conversation. Tammy: Then what exactly happened... Gadget: I told you already, I tried and he refused. I failed in my own test to test him. Tammy: Details? Gadget: What details? Tammy: Did you shows him your goods? Gadget: I showed him what I had to offer him under my purple robe and in my purple underwear while pretending to be drunk and wanting of him. Tammy: And then? Gadget: He just looked me over and gave me a score lower than the Russian judge would the United States Gymnastics team. Tammy: Wha...? Gadget: He told me that though what I offered may look good, he was not interested in it. Furthermore as we talked, he said and showed me things to prove that we can never have such a relationship. Tammy: Why not? Many guys want you, Gadget. Gadget: Yeah, and he explained to me why they do. Tammy: Really? Why is that then? Gadget: Because I made myself inaccessible to them, men have a want to being able to access the inaccessible. Tammy: So if you make yourself inaccessible, then guys would want you? Kind of strange, don't you think? Gadget: Yes, but it makes sense. Tammy: Anything else he said? Wait, where did this happened? Gadget: Well, it started in the living room, then moved to the dining area and then upstairs to the bedroom. Tammy: OK. Now, what did he say? Gadget: He said a lot of things, but most importantly, he sees me as a sister than a possible girl friend, and we would not do that sort of thing unless I pushed it really hard enough. He said that as a man- he can deny temptation but so far. Tammy: You know, the more you talk the more I would find you in contempt of us having a relationship, and if something did happened, I hope he enjoyed himself at your expense. Damn it Gadget, I swear. I thought we were friends. Gadget: I was doing it for you... Tammy: How so? Have a 1 night fling with him and then come report it to me? I swear Gadget- that is not right! Gadget: I thought you would have...* Tammy smacks Gadget across the face, though not as hard as she would have liked. Tammy: That's entrapment! Do you understand what that mean? Gadget: Not really. Tammy: You forced him into a corner to the point where he had no other options to take but get seduced by you! Thank god that somehow he was smart enough to find another way to get out with! Gadget: But... Tammy: You're sick! Gadget: But... Tammy: How were you going to tell me? 'Oh, by the way, Tammy. Fernando and I had sex while you were gone...' How you would have wanted me to react? Get mad at him? End our engagement? Was that it? Gadget: But... Tammy: BUT WHAT?!! Gadget: But... we girls have to stick together... Tammy: As friends- yes. Not as man-stealing bimboes like you tried to do. Don't you dare think that this would not have gone all the way because it would have. Then what are you going to tell Chip when you find out you're pregnant with Fernando's puppies? Nothing- you don't have an answer for it, don't you! I swear Gadget- you got lucky this time... There might not be a next time after this. Gadget could only stare at her, wondering what to do or say but not finding the words to do so. Tammy: Furthermore, Ms Hackwrench, you did this without telling or discussing it with me first before doing it in order to protect you in case it did went too far! Besides, I would have agreed with you if I did not trust him... the problem is- I do, more than you right now! Tammy waits for a second for Gadget to respond to. Again, nothing; except a tear that started to run down on her face. Tammy: Go to your room and stay in there until I want to see you again. As it you are to stay away from Fernando. Do I make myself clear? Gadget just nods before turning around and stepping out of the room, heading towards her. Tammy gets off the bed she was sitting on and picks up the pillow off the floor, placing it back on the pile. Tammy (to herself): Damn that blonde mouse. How dare she try to man-trap my Fernando. She then continues to walk about the room, cleaning it up, rearranging things here and there. She then goes down stairs to the basement to deal with the laundry, putting the washed clothes into the dryer when they are done. Rose goes downstairs to the basement, looking for Tammy. Rose: Why is Gadget in the room crying? Tammy: She's crying? Good... Maybe she can cry it out of her system. Rose: What happened between you two? Tammy: Nothing. Rose: Well, unfortunately for you- I heard most of the discussion you and her had in your room, mostly because of you yelling at her. I just have one thing to say about that. Tammy: And what would that be? Rose: Fernando is not innocent in this either. It was not like he tried to fight her off from what I have seen. Tammy: You saw what happened between them? Rose: Just part of it, and from what I saw, he was a willing participant. Tammy: I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt in that with Gadget telling me that she tried to force herself on him for some test that most guys would have failed in which would have resulted in her possibly getting pregnant. Rose: But he does have a lot of explaining to do. Tammy: I would agree in that he does. But I have to ask you this- what if she had done the same with Hondo? Rose: I would be very angry at him for allowing himself to fall into her trap. Tammy: You're not going to give him the benefit of the doubt? Rose: Why should I? Tammy: Because you're friends for one. (Tammy looks at her hands) You're eng... wait- what happened to the ring? Rose: We broke up. Tammy: Why? Weren't you two happy? Rose: I thought I was. Then I realized something and then I sat down and started thinking. What if Hondo is not the man of my love and life? What if I was blinded by the stresses of this mission? I would not want to fall into a trap which I would later regret for the rest of my life. I suggest that you do the same thing, because once you're married, that's it. Tammy: Its not like its an undoable mistake. People get divorced and remarry later on. Rose: That might be true, but I would prefer to be right the first time. Tammy: That's a 50/50 chance you have to take. But that's your life, and I'm sorry to see two seemingly good friends break up like that. Rose: You should reevaluate your relationship. In the very least, when the priest says 'do you take this man...', you can say 'I don't' Tammy: I'll take it into advisement. But until then, the wedding still goes on, and I want you there as one of my maids of honor. Rose: I cant promise anything, it depends on whether or not the Navy can release me from my duties on that day. Tammy opens the door to the dryer and test-feels the items inside and then closes the door to let the cycle continue. Tammy: Alright. But that does not excuse you from going with the rest of us to check our fittings later today. Rose: Today? Tammy: Right after I finish a few chore items around the house. I say, get ready in about an hour. Rose: But... Tammy: But what? Rose: I have things to do!... Tammy: Last I checked, you sent the data stream days ago and your captain sent back a reply. So right now its all a wait and see mission before tomorrow morning's bombing raid on the LSD Traffickers. Any email or communiques that arrive will be on the server waiting for you to return. So there is nothing to do. Rose just stands there, wanting to say no but for the moment doesn't. Tammy open the door to the dryer and checks the clothes again. They were still damp to the touch, so she closes the door and lets the dryer continue on for a longer cycle. Tammy: This is taking longer than I thought. Rose starts to walk out of the room. Tammy almost yells back at her. Tammy: That's it? You are not willing to give him the benefit of the doubt? Rose freezes by the door, then she turns around. Rose: You were not there to have witness the fooling around those two were doing. Tammy: Fooling around, as in? Rose: Kissing and making out in the living room. Then there was the time she spent in his- your bedroom. God knows what happened in there. Tammy: And you would slight him for being a man? Rose: If a man promises you for marriage then he should not be gallivanting about with other women, he has you for that! Tammy: Men are dogs, so if you throw them a steak, they will go for it. But thus far, Fernando has been honest enough to tell me what's going on and say that he will deal with it. In being honest with me, I can forgive him. Rose: So you know about Gadget being in her robe showing off her goods to him, and of the make out session we caught them in? Tammy: Yes. Rose: You know, if we did not catch them, Gadget might be pregnant by now. Tammy: I warned Gadget about that. Rose: I don't think Gadget was the right person to talk too about this. Tammy: She was the one who tried to seduce him. Rose: He took the bait she offered. Tammy: Tell me, you caught them actually having sex? Rose: No. Just passionately kissing each other with her on his lap. Tammy: That was all? Rose: From what Hondo and I saw, yes. Tammy: So his hands were not up on her breasts or stuffed under her skirt, or her in his pants. Rose: Nothing like that. Tammy: Then explain how you found them like that. Rose: Well, we were getting ready for dinner date when Hondo and I heard them arguing downstairs in the living room. They were at it, yelling at each other, and then silence. We decided to check up on them to make sure one had not killed the other, and that was when we found them- she sitting on his lap, in a tight embrace and lip locked. Tammy: And neither one's hands inside the other's clothing. Rose: No. Tammy: I see. Rose: If I were you... Tammy: You're not. So lets leave it at that. For now we cant be hating each other for a slight indescression on both their part. Nor can I slight him for being a man, I can for her being a woman because she is a married woman and married women should not be going after and testing men. Rose: Regardless, those two were committing adultery. Tammy: Gadget was committing adultery, she is the married one, not Fernando. Rose: He was the participating player in the affair. Tammy: Enough of this. I swear, if none of us cant go beyond a slight indescression, then its not worth having relationships and marriages, and friendships. I might as well just go up to Fernando and give him what I have to offer for bringing me back together with Bink and saving our lives. Rose: What would you have to offer him in those terms? Tammy: My body, and anything he wants to do with it that does not mean me getting hurt. Rose: You mean.... Tammy: Sex? Yes. It's the only thing I have that can satisfy the cost of the reward of the things I have done. Rose: You're selling yourself low. Tammy: What is your life worth? Rose: It not worth me giving up parts of my private self to some as a price. Tammy: You can say that because you have not been there. Rose: Oh, I know, we all know that you are undergoing Florence Nightingale Syndrome in a big way, and that Fernando is the recipient of your syndrome. Tammy: I AM NOT!!! Rose: You sure about that? I don't think you can be. You can not step out of yourself and look as to what is going on and honestly see what is going on or do something about it. Face it Tammy- you are in love and you are letting that love blind you and guide you into all the of your everyday decisions. In your eyes, Fernando can do no wrong, even if you personally caught him deep in the throws of puppy-making sex/love match with Gadget, for you would blame her for the indescression and not him. It takes two to tango, Tammy. And those two can be either you and him or him and Gadget... Rose turns away and starts to walk away to the staircase. Tammy answers loudly for her to hear. Tammy: I'm willing to forgive Fernando for his mistakes! Rose stops and then turns to Tammy by the stairway. Rose: Are you willing to forgive Gadget too? Tammy does not answer for the moment, a moment that Rose takes to start walking up the stairs.
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