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Hondo I. Sackett
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Gas?
Jan 12th, 2009, 2:22pm
 
A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for Christmas dinner.
 
This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous.
 
They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.
 
The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole.
 
The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart.  
 
 It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof.
 
Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing under the woman's chair, and said in a rather stern voice, 'Skippy!'.  
 
The woman thought, 'This is great!' and a big smile came across her face.
 
A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again.  
 
This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer rrrrrip.
 
The father again looked at the dog and yelled, 'Skippy!'
 
Once again the woman smiled and thought 'Yes!' A few minutes later the woman had to let another rip.
 
This time she didn't even think about it.
 
She let a fart rip that rivaled a train whistle blowing.
 
 
Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, 'Skippy, get away from her, before she Messes on you!'
 
 
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Well the cowboy, like the red man, you had to leave your land
You can't raise your stock and plant your crop in the gumbo and the sand
Greed disguised as progress has put us to the test
They won't be glad until we're gone from our home out in the west
It's sad to see those good old days replaced with greed and doubt
Soon we'll leave the country, the campfire has gone out
Bid 'em all adieu, you can't turn the world about
The cowboy left the country, the campfire has gone out
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