God is Busy
 
                              If you don't know God, don't make stupid
remarks!!!!!!! A United States Marine was attending some college courses
between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan.
 
 
                              One of the courses had a professor who
was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.  One day the professor
shocked the class when he came in.  He looked to the ceiling and flatly
stated, 'God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this
platform.  I'll give you exactly 15 min.'    The lecture room fell
silent.  You could hear a pin drop.  Ten minutes went by and the
professor proclaimed, 'Here I am God. I'm still waiting.'
 
                              It got down to the last couple of
minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor,
and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was
out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The
other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in
silence.
 
 
 
                              The professor eventually came to,
noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, 'What the heck is the
matter with you? Why did you do that?' The Marine calmly replied, 'God
was too busy today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot.  So, He sent me.'