Hondo's Cabin - holy land tour

Hondo I. Sackett

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holy land tour
Mar 12^th, 2009, 1:42pm

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem.
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> > While they were there, the wife passed away.
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> > The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150."
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> > The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
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> > The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"
> > The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
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Well the cowboy, like the red man, you had to leave your land
You can't raise your stock and plant your crop in the gumbo and the sand
Greed disguised as progress has put us to the test
They won't be glad until we're gone from our home out in the west
It's sad to see those good old days replaced with greed and doubt
Soon we'll leave the country, the campfire has gone out
Bid 'em all adieu, you can't turn the world about
The cowboy left the country, the campfire has gone out

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