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Message started by Hondo I. Sackett on Jun 6^th, 2008, 2:22pm

Title: These are REAL 911 Calls!
Post by Hondo I. Sackett on Jun 6^th, 2008, 2:22pm

Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency?

Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown

house on the corner.

Dispatcher: Do you have an address?

Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?

Caller : Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham

and cheese sandwich .

Dispatcher : Excuse me?

Caller : I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen

table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had

taken a bite out of it.

Dispatcher : Was anything else taken?

Caller : No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired

of it!

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?

Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have

an eleven on it.

Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.

Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one

Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same

thing.

Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.

My Personal Favorite!!!

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?

Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two

minutes apart

Dispatcher: Is this her first child?

Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!

And the winner is..........

Dispatcher: 9-1-1

Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath.

Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.

Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?

Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.

Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?

Caller: No

Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble

breathing?

Caller: Running from the Police.

Hondo

Title: Re: These are REAL 911 Calls!
Post by Campisi on Jun 7^th, 2008, 6:01am

None of these are as good as that one call a woman made to OnStar from inside her Suburban... when she was locked inside.

Title: Re: These are REAL 911 Calls!
Post by Soda on Jun 18^th, 2008, 8:28pm

Hondo I. Sackett wrote:

Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?

Caller: Running from the Police.

That's classic! It reminds me of a recent news article I read.

http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSL1646424020080616

Apparently, this German gentleman was arrested for break and enter of a supermarket. The police caught him, and handcuffed him, but he escaped. He later turned up at a police station, and asked them to remove the cuffs, expecting to walk away without being arrested! :D

Title: Re: These are REAL 911 Calls!
Post by Hondo I. Sackett on Jun 18^th, 2008, 10:13pm

that is stupid! so stupid its funny!!

Title: Re: These are REAL 911 Calls!
Post by Campisi on Jun 21^st, 2008, 3:50am

I once saw video of two guys trying to make off with a gas station toilet on a scooter. It's just one of those things that makes you hate humanity.