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Message started by Hondo I. Sackett on Oct 29^th, 2007, 4:45pm

Title: Skinnydipping
Post by Hondo I. Sackett on Oct 29^th, 2007, 4:45pm

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Skinnydipping ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

An elderly man in Ocala, Fl. had owned a large farm for
several years.
He had a large pond in the back, fixed up really nice, alongwith
some
picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.
The
pond was nicely shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was
built.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond and look
it
over, as he hadn't been there for quite a while. He grabbed a five
gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard female voices shouting and
laughing.
When he came closer, he realized it was a bunch of young women
skinnydipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence
and
they all went to deeper water to shield themselves.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you
leave!"

The old man frowned and replied, "I didn't come down here to watch
you
ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding
up
the bucket, he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

Moral of the story : Old men may move slow, but that doesn't mean
they can't still think fast.